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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Advanced Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #hh9v9wtu
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou solve complex bugs, but the user just wants the reset button.
Professional breaker of bad news and git merge conflicts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user complains.
squeeze.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all tickets with closed-as-fixed
You triage tickets, debug logs, and patch server-side issues. Your day is endless escalations and broken documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the tone of a ticket and guess if the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors your ticket queue to categorize user frustration levels.
Month 3
Smart agents start auto-replying with standard fix instructions.
Month 8
Pattern matching algorithms identify root causes faster than human eyes.
Month 13
Scripts automatically revert bad commits that break production stability.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI handles all tickets, leaving you with nothing to debug.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 minutes
Average Time Per Ticket
48 updates
Jira Updates Per Hour
4 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Shift
Your severance
One free lifetime pass for the bug reporting portal.
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