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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Amazon ads machine already knows better than you do.
Professional email-forwarder and keyword-bid gambler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous bidding that never sleeps or drinks.
glub.youAI▸ ADMANAGER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises keyword bids while you sleep
You track ad spend, bid on keywords, and appease e-commerce sellers with monthly performance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated rules start replacing your manual daily keyword bid adjustments.
Month 4
Software scrapes seller data to build your performance slide decks.
Month 9
Algorithms push copy changes directly to product pages without you.
Month 14
Smart bots handle all client email inquiries about ad performance.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency cancels your contract as the machine manages the spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Average campaign errors per month
12 cups
Coffee consumption during reporting
18
Client emails ignored per day
Your severance
One free trial of Amazon Prime for life.
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