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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling creative ideas you didn't write is a very automate-able habit.
Professional ghoster of mid-market prospects and lunch enthusiast.
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Closing deals while you are still sleeping
help!you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates pitch decks in three seconds
You spend days chasing leads and massaging client egos over expensive lunches. Your deck-building skills are our primary target.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget and intent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending personalized cold outreach without your manual input.
Month 5
Visual design tools build your slide decks instantly from brief data.
Month 10
Smart models handle retainer contract math better than your intuition.
Month 15
Chat interfaces handle feedback loops without needing a human intermediary.
Month 21 · D-Day
The agency realizes it only needs the creatives and not you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 daily
Cold emails sent
$250 average
Client lunch cost
14 per lead
Pitch deck versions
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a lead generation platform.
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