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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch deck is now just a folder of generated hallucinations.
Professional dream-weaver and slide-deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The agency without the ego or lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates thirty variations of a tagline instantly
You spend your day chasing creative concepts and formatting pitch decks for clients who never know what they want.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your firm learns the brand voice better than you ever could.
Month 4
Software starts building the pitch decks while you watch.
Month 8
Models generate ten thousand taglines before you finish coffee.
Month 13
Clients select their own creative assets directly from our cloud.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a server and you go home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Forty two
Average feedback rounds
Too many
Hours spent on font sizing
Almost zero
Successful viral campaigns
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic image generator.
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