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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is just explaining why a PowerPoint deck costs fifty thousand.
Professional bridge-builder between creative chaos and spreadsheet-driven reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure marketing, zero human insecurity.
oof.you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of the same ad
You shuffle creative teams, pacify demanding clients, and pretend that your agency's strategy is actually scientific data analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough confidence to secure the quarterly budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software handles invoicing so you stop begging for checks.
Month 4
A vision model generates better briefs than your senior team.
Month 11
A chatbot manages client complaints by echoing back their jargon.
Month 18
Generative tools create ad assets without human art directors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on one server in a basement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
18 per week
Hours spent in pointless meetings
12 minimum
Buzzwords used per slide
0.04 percent
Creative soul remaining
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one dusty office chair.
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