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December 5, 2027
In 13 monthsPredicting consumer trends while your own relevance reaches a record low.
Professional slide-builder and professional trend-guesser.
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Quantifying human desire without the overhead costs.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRENDENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates non-sequitur marketing slogans instantly
You synthesize market data into slide decks to justify creative choices. Your output is mostly buzzwords disguised as consumer insights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to secure a budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes social sentiment faster than your entire agency team combined.
Month 4
Generative models produce beautiful, meaningless slide decks in seconds.
Month 8
AI-driven personas simulate client feedback to streamline the approval process.
Month 13
The engine makes the creative decisions without human intervention or emotional baggage.
Month 13 · D-Day
The agency moves to a server-based model and the strategist role is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98%
Buzzword density
4000/qtr
Slide count
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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