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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your mood boards into expensive, machine-generated wallpaper.
Professional font-obsessive and high-stakes mood board architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect campaigns without the ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ VISIONARY-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 campaign variations in seconds
You draft visual concepts, curate photography, and fight with copywriters over font kerning and brand guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend why a specific shade of beige matters to a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI analyzes your entire back catalog of previous client work.
Month 4
Sensors map your client reaction to specific color palettes.
Month 8
Text-to-visual models replace your initial sketch and layout work.
Month 13
Smart vision models select and crop images faster than humans.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client approves the machine output without a single meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42 daily
Average font size complaints
99 percent
Coffee-induced anxiety levels
12 per day
Concepts rejected by clients
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe Stock photos.
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