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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist only to turn emails into slightly different slides.
Professional email forwarder and slide deck decorator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated campaign alignment without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMANAGER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends passive-aggressive meeting invites automatically
You facilitate brand communications and manage client requests by routing feedback between creative teams and stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-organizing your incoming client feedback emails.
Month 4
Software pulls assets directly into standard client templates.
Month 8
Virtual agents replace the need for physical status meetings.
Month 13
Models generate campaign timelines faster than you can blink.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the client-facing API goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Slides reformatted daily
94%
Client emails ignored
3 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
Your severance
Two weeks of free access to a LinkedIn Learning course.
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