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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary value to companies with too much budget.
Professional lunch buyer and slide deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates bespoke pitch decks in seconds
You hunt for new clients through cold calls and meetings. You pitch agency services to win creative retainers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers identify and contact prospects before you log in.
Month 4
Models build personalized pitch decks using your historical win data.
Month 8
Digital agents handle routine discovery calls with perfect scripted empathy.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically settle contract terms based on agency margins.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all client acquisition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12,000
Cold emails sent per hour
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
99 percent
Human error rate in pitches
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium coffee brand.
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