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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is just fancy email and expensive lunch meetings now.
Professional visionary and master of the quarterly pivot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior strategy without the three-martini lunch.
pop?you▸ MARKETLOGIC ENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sells meaningless vision to panicked shareholders
You chase big accounts, approve creative campaigns, and try to make your board members stop panicking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight, convincing human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts tracking your campaign ROI better than you.
Month 4
Algorithms predict market shifts before you read the news.
Month 10
Generative models produce all your winning ad copy.
Month 15
A polite bot handles all your demanding client calls.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board replaces you with a dashboard display.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
95%
Time spent in meetings
400%
Average ego inflation
Minimal
Actual value created
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete exile.
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