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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary value to people who stop listening after lunch.
Expert in turning lunch meetings into billable hours
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated rapport that never takes a day off
squeeze.youAI▸ SYNCCLIENT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the client into higher monthly budgets
You manage client relationships, handle project briefs, and explain why the expensive campaign actually drove brand sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough charm to keep the retainer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants automatically handle all your email back-and-forth scheduling.
Month 4
Generative models produce briefs based on previous high-performing data sets.
Month 8
Dashboards replace your slide decks with live, automated ROI metrics.
Month 13
A synthetic personality handles client check-ins with perfect emotional mimicry.
Month 18 · D-Day
Clients prefer the algorithm because it never asks for a raise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
82 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
6 cups
Coffee consumed while avoiding emails
14 weekly
Hours spent writing creative briefs
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app
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