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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour witty observations are now just training data for a prompt.
Professional word-smith, caffeine-drinker, and amateur brand philosopher.
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Writing better punchlines than you since yesterday.
no no noyouAI▸ ADSCRIPT-GEN 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 50 campaign concepts per second
You draft scripts for commercials and punch up taglines for brands. The machine does it faster for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a bad creative direction with unwavering, unearned, and charming confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The system ingests all your previous scripts to mimic you.
Month 5
A model proposes sixty concepts while you blink once.
Month 9
The client sends feedback directly to a parsing agent.
Month 14
Production houses start using AI-generated storyboards and scripts.
Month 16 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated email about redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
87 percent
Average rejection rate
4000 units
Scripts written daily
Infinite
Adjectives eliminated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic thesaurus app.
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