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Your job has an expiration date
August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by a bot.
Professional spreadsheet shuffler and media budget optimist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated buying for a post-human market.
splat.you▸ ADLOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend in real-time micro-bursts
You shuffle ad placements and analyze campaign reach. You track media metrics across various digital and physical channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why a campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor your cursor movement to map your decision logic.
Week 9
An agent takes over the boring bidding process for you.
Month 5
Your manual spreadsheets are replaced by live, error-free API feeds.
Month 8
Generative models push updates to every display network instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
42
Spreadsheets per week
12 minutes
Attention span average
14%
Human error rate
Your severance
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