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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a CSV file waiting to be deleted.
Trafficker of pixels, slayer of broken tracking tags.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Traffic your campaigns at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches broken ad tags instantly
You spend your days trafficking creative assets and fixing broken ad campaign tags in demand-side platforms. You live in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget and scope.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An automated system crawls your assets to detect and fix tags.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual pacing adjustments with real-time bid logic.
Month 8
Machine learning agents generate your bulk CSV upload templates instantly.
Month 13
An automated dashboard sends performance reports directly to the client.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system autonomously handles all trafficking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Spreadsheets opened daily
89%
Pixel errors ignored
4 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-blocking browser extension.
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