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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying someone to herd creative cats is an expensive way to fail.
Professional cat herder and budget-bleeder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning creative vision into cold, hard data.
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You manage budgets, hire freelancers, and oversee production timelines. Soon, software will handle the logistics automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a director is about to overspend the entire production budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven software drafts your client bids with perfect margin calculations.
Month 4
Platforms take over talent and crew hiring via availability APIs.
Month 8
Algorithms map production schedules and eliminate the need for you.
Month 13
Visual analysis software replaces your creative critique with objective metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the machine takes the lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per bid
12
Schedule conflicts per day
9
Hours spent on phone
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management suite.
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