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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving pixels between spreadsheets is not a personality trait.
Professional cat-herder of designers and copy-hungry clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated creative throughput for the soulless agency.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCAGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across five time zones
You track creative timelines, badger copywriters for drafts, and force alignment between clients and stressed-out design teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a tense call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-generated Slack summaries replace your daily project update emails.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically route creative files to the next task holder.
Month 10
Software tracks your spend and flags overages without human input.
Month 15
Natural language models condense client complaints into actionable task lists.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency moves to an autonomous project execution platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450
Emails per campaign
88/100
Coffee-induced anxiety units
95%
Percentage of work just pasting links
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company coffee.
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