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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour golf game is the only thing keeping the lights on.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly business review decks instantly
You pitch OOH and CTV ad inventory to agencies while trying to maintain long-term client relationships and hit quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is clearly lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over your daily cold outreach to agencies.
Month 4
An AI agent pulls real-time inventory data into sales presentations.
Month 8
Clients click buttons on a web portal to buy ad space.
Month 13
Automated reporting removes the need for you to explain delivery.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system negotiates prices directly with the client's automated buyer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
200 dollars
Average lunch tab
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
45 per pitch
Slide deck pages
Your severance
One free subscription to a local golf club.
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