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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading expensive lunches for data-driven precision, one algorithm at a time.
Professional lunch eater and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the client even asks.
bzzt.you▸ ADPITCHER-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates revenue forecasts with zero human error
You chase leads, manage client accounts, and haggle over ad rates for print and digital space.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to survive an awkward dinner with a difficult client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts scraping your entire CRM and communication history.
Month 6
AI agents begin sending personalized cold emails to your leads.
Month 15
Algorithms replace your manual haggling with real-time auction bidding.
Year 1.9
Generative avatars conduct all routine client check-in calls.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final human manager account is deactivated and archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
72 percent
Average rejection rate
40 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
14 total
Spreadsheets currently open
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one stale bagel.
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