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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour charm is just a latency issue we can fix with code.
Professional pitch-deck creator and office-party socialite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the coffee gets cold.
no no noyouAI▸ PITCHMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire commission structure in milliseconds
You chase leads, pitch promotional swag, and negotiate margins. Your entire career is a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is hungover.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapers ingest your entire lead list in under six seconds.
Week 11
Generative agents send hyper-personalized pitches that humans can't ignore.
Month 7
Algorithms handle all margin talks based on real-time market data.
Month 11
Autonomous systems trigger warehouse orders without needing your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your CRM is wiped clean forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
80 pathetic tries
Cold calls per day
5 lethal liters
Coffee intake
0 ROI generated
Client golf outings
Your severance
A branded stress ball and a expired coupon code.
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