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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour creative ad copy is just an algorithm missing a target market.
Campaign manager (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally creative genius)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your budget into sales without human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADTARGET-PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend in real-time
You spend all day managing ad spend, optimizing clicks, and pretending you understand why humans buy things.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of explaining why a bad campaign failed to an angry client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents generate your reports faster than you can open Excel.
Month 3
Algorithms handle all bid adjustments while you watch from the sidelines.
Month 6
AI models churn out higher performing ad copy in milliseconds.
Month 9
Neural nets build your campaign structures based on live conversion data.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs your entire department without needing a human heartbeat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
22 percent
Click-through rate improvement
4 dollars
Cost per acquisition
0 seconds
Average campaign response time
Your severance
a LinkedIn Premium subscription and some leftover banner ads
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