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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary results that software calculates in three milliseconds.
Professional architect of imaginary customer journeys.
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optimizes ad spend in real-time
You build slide decks mapping brand goals to media buys. You guess what humans might click on next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your performance reports to learn patterns.
Month 4
A generative model replaces your slide deck creation process.
Month 8
Algorithms handle all media buying decisions without your input.
Month 13
Chatbots answer client questions based on real-time data streams.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency cancels your email access and automates your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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