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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour billable hours will soon be replaced by silent, efficient compute.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automates the drudgery of sorting through thousands of legal documents.
Month 6
AI drafting tools assemble your standard filings from verified legal templates.
Month 15
Algorithms predict judge behavior to dictate your litigation strategy choices.
Year 2.2
Courts accept virtual automated representation for standard civil motions.
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