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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading legislative handshakes for algorithmically generated outrage petitions.
Lobbyist, coffee-drinker, and master of the legislative calendar.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying that never takes a lunch break.
wheee!you▸ POLICYBOT LEGISLATIVE SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 hyper-targeted emails per second
You lobby state legislators to change laws and organize outreach campaigns for older constituents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which legislators are most likely to switch their votes.
Month 4
AI writes your policy briefs based on historical legislative success patterns.
Month 10
Bots simulate constituent pressure through personalized email and social media campaigns.
Month 16
The system replaces face-to-face meetings with high-speed, data-driven negotiation bots.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human advocacy is archived in favor of pure legislative throughput.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
Bills lobbied per session
400
Coffee meetings tolerated
94%
Emails ignored by staffers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic office stationary.
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