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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your moral outrage into high-conversion automated content streams.
Professional righteous indignation provider and legislative inbox clogger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ethics at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ CAUSECORE STRATEGY V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite righteous indignation loops
You draft policy briefs and pressure legislators to change laws. Then you lose sleep over lobbyist email open rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific, irrational grit to care about issues that machines call noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapes every policy brief ever written to mimic your tone.
Month 5
Bots start sending personalized emails to legislative staff automatically.
Month 10
Vision models detect human rights violations before your news feed.
Month 15
Synthetic accounts generate massive, organic-looking support for your campaigns.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI handles the strategy, the output, and the moral victory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2000 per second
policy briefs drafted
99.9 percent
lobbyist emails ignored
error 404
human moral complexity
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Advocacy'.
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