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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour passion for justice is adorable but completely file-format dependent.
Lover of fine print and billable hours.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the judge wakes up.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds a winning precedent in milliseconds
You draft legal briefs and argue motions in court. You spend your life scouring case law for precedents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during a closing statement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software scans thousands of pages to find your smoking gun.
Month 4
Templates are replaced by AI that writes motions in your style.
Month 8
Algorithms tell the client exactly how likely they are to lose.
Month 13
A screen in the courtroom displays the argument with perfect logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
All legal discourse is handled by our efficient cloud-based litigation engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4000 plus
Hours spent reading dusty books
too many
Arguments lost to bad coffee
0.04
Seconds for AI to digest case law
Your severance
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