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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsModeling turbulence is just glorified curve-fitting anyway.
Senior researcher (mostly LaTeX, eternally waiting for supercomputer time).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time turbulence correction at light speed.
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solves refractive indices in a single pass
You simulate light propagation through chaotic air flows. Computers are already better at this than you are.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results don't match the test data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your local server cluster moves to the cloud for efficiency.
Month 5
Deep learning models begin approximating your slow fluid simulations.
Month 10
An LLM writes your next abstract with zero typos.
Month 16
The system adjusts optical focus without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a python script running on a cloud GPU.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
10 million/s
Fluid dynamic iterations
14 percent
Human error margin
too high
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a turbulence-free zone.
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