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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour academic output is just training data for a cheaper model.
Junior researcher drowning in MATLAB and undergraduate lab reports.
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You grade engineering labs while struggling to publish original research papers. The machine will do both significantly faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why your simulation failed to a confused undergraduate at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Grading software parses your student homework with zero errors.
Month 4
AI starts drafting your research abstracts using existing literature.
Month 8
Cloud clusters run your fluid simulations in mere seconds.
Month 13
University boards decide lab management needs fewer humans.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your research credentials are moved to a read-only server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
12 liters
Coffee consumed per week
47
Unread emails from advisor
Infinite
Stolen desk supplies
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review AI wrapper.
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