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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a long, expensive loading bar.
Tenured architect of hypothetical supersonic flight paths.
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You lecture on orbital mechanics and fluid dynamics while grading thesis papers and managing complex research grant funding.
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You can still identify exactly why the simulation crashed during a live lecture.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lectures are scanned and converted into interactive modules.
Month 5
Algorithms mark technical papers faster and more ruthlessly than you.
Month 12
AI systems write and win funding bids without human intervention.
Year 2
Bots answer student questions with perfect textbook accuracy 24/7.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department finds a high-performance simulation is cheaper than tenure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
78 percent
Average student confusion rate
99 percent
Grant proposals ignored by AI
12 liters
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