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December 5, 2029
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results deviate from the wind tunnel data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models generate perfectly compliant grant applications that get approved immediately.
Month 5
AI rewrites your entire legacy Fortran codebase into efficient, scalable Python.
Month 13
Distributed cloud clusters replace your slow local computing node entirely.
Year 1.9
Algorithms write the findings of your research before you run it.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The university grants tenure to the model instead of you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
8 percent
Grant proposal acceptance rate
9000 plus
Hours debugging Fortran code
Your severance
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