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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour pitch deck is now a ghostwriter's hallucination.
Senior deal-maker (excel-addicted, aviation-obsessed, sleep-deprived)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
glub.youAI▸ EQUITYBOT NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite market data for exit strategies
You model long-term aircraft fleet demand and hustle capital for space-tech startups via constant pitch meetings and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a CEO is lying about their rocket fuel efficiency during a dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Financial terminals pull market data faster than any human can read.
Month 5
Algorithms build your valuation models without needing your manual inputs.
Month 10
Generative models produce professional slides that never require formatting fixes.
Month 16
Systems link capital to startups based on pure math logic.
Month 22 · D-Day
The machine takes the final meeting and closes the deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 cups
Coffee per deal
98 percent
Pitch decks rejected
12 hours
Sleep hours per week
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent space station.
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