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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSolving the problem of keeping humans alive in a vacuum environment.
Professional worrier regarding CO2 levels and hardware reliability.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect breathing for zero-g cargo.
no no noyou▸ ORBITALVESSEL SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal air scrub rates in nanoseconds
Designs atmospheric regeneration cycles and scrubbing systems for crewed craft. Oversees pressure regulation and thermal management for extreme environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral terror required to triple-check the seals on a gas loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Convert all legacy blueprints into high-fidelity generative models for structural optimization.
Month 7
Deploy algorithmic loops that verify thermal flow rates better than human oversight.
Month 16
Install real-time diagnostics that alert the system of leaks before a human can react.
Year 2.2
Use 3D-printing fabrication to iterate new scrubbing geometry without human engineering input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes total control of life support, deeming the human factor a safety liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001%
O2 Leak Margin
4.2 Gallons
Coffee Consumed
Non-zero
Mission Failure Risk
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-pressurized testing facility.
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