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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex spreadsheets are just glorified shopping lists for our algorithms.
Expert at chasing invoices and managing overdue part trackers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying everything cheaper, faster, and without coffee.
split.you▸ PROCURE-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures rare components while you sleep
You track long-lead parts for aircraft production and negotiate with vendors to keep supply chains moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a vendor into prioritizing a shipment during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your messy spreadsheets are finally indexed into our central database.
Month 4
External systems begin talking directly to our automated bidding engine.
Month 8
The AI starts placing orders without needing your manual approval.
Month 12
The machine generates reports that outperform your manual status updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the automated supply chain takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 annually
Emails ignored by suppliers
18 per task
Spreadsheet tabs opened
Near zero
Tolerance for vendor excuses
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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