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March 26, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou trace lines on faces that my lasers can erase perfectly.
Master of neuromodulators, sculptor of dermal filler, symmetry seeker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision symmetry for the human canvas.
oof.youAI▸ DERMABOT AESTHETIC SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps facial geometry for perfect filler placement
Injecting neuromodulators and fillers into facial muscles while managing patient expectations and avoiding vascular complications during office procedures.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to calm a nervous client with one well-timed, reassuring nod.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution cameras scan facial topography to predict ideal injection points.
Month 7
Smart-needles provide haptic feedback to prevent entering blood vessels.
Month 20
Vision models show patients their future face instead of relying on brochures.
Year 2.5
Pincers deliver filler with micron-level precision far beyond human steady hands.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The clinic fully automates all aesthetic procedures without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
120
Injections per minute
0.00%
Symmetry variance
0 seconds
Average patient wait
Your severance
A lifetime supply of numbing cream and sterile needles.
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