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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsInjecting expensive liquid into faces is just fancy paint-by-numbers.
Professional face-sculptor and master of the subtle poke.
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Symmetry perfected by cold, unblinking steel.
bzzt.youAI▸ DERMABOT PRECISION-INJECTOR 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps facial geometry for perfect filler placement
You perform precise facial injections to smooth skin and add volume using needles, toxins, and dermal fillers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their last round of injections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Cameras capture precise facial depth and muscular patterns for digital analysis.
Month 16
Projected overlays show you exactly where the needle should enter.
Year 3.1
Dispensing systems ensure every milliliter is calculated without human error.
Year 5
Haptic arms eliminate the tremors that ruin your perfect filler line.
Year 8 · D-Day
The arm handles the syringe while you exit the treatment room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 units
Average syringe waste per week
99.2 percent
Client brow-wrinkle count accuracy
400 minutes
Unnecessary small talk generated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ice packs.
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