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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend all day tracking clicks that machines already see better.
Professional link-clipper and spreadsheet architect
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total programmatic control of your traffic funnel.
split.youAI▸ AFFILIATE-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects broken referral links in milliseconds
Manage partnerships with coupon sites and publishers to track sales and pay commissions for traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate with a human partner who refuses to update their tracking pixel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards stop you from manually reconciling your daily spreadsheets.
Month 4
Programmatic checkers fix broken tracking links before your partners notice them.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically adjust commission rates based on real-time revenue performance.
Month 13
Pattern matching shuts down fake traffic sources without human review.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system runs the entire partner network autonomously with zero oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400,000
Click-fraud detected per day
82
Spreadsheet tabs open
0
Meaningful partner meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own tracking software.
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