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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling oval-shaped ball dreams to children who prefer playing video games.
Professional recruiter for kids who probably just want recess.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning schools into AFL nurseries without the commute.
split.you▸ RECRUITBOT PITCH-MASTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
promotes local leagues to children while they sleep
You coordinate school visits to run football clinics and push AFL registration programs to kids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the offside rule to a child who is currently crying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Emails to teachers replace your face-to-face recruitment meetings.
Month 7
Simple mobile kiosks manage registrations and ball distribution at schools.
Month 16
Large screens replace your physical demonstrations of marking and kicking.
Year 2.1
Vision-guided units manage the kids and the gear setup.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your role is fully automated by school-based physical kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
142
kids reached per day
4000
balls kicked away
daily
whistle blown frequency
Your severance
A signed Sherrin ball and a map to nowhere.
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