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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour salary cap spreadsheets are just data waiting to be deleted.
Salary cap architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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toast.youAI▸ LISTOPTIMISER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal trade deals in microseconds
Managing player contracts, salary caps, and draft strategy using spreadsheets. Dealing with trade negotiations and roster compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in an agent's voice during a contract call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Historical contract and performance data feeds into the central server.
Month 5
The system starts suggesting roster moves alongside your actual decisions.
Month 10
Smart agents handle routine contract renewals without human input.
Month 16
Board members trust the machine's cap projections over your spreadsheets.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system locks the roster and optimizes your role out of existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Zero
Salary cap errors
Four seconds
Trade negotiation time
Ninety-nine percent
Draft pick accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our real-time trade simulator.
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