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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a script that takes too long to load.
Professional human bridge between product failures and angry people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the customer stops yelling.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates placating emails in milliseconds
You answer support tickets, handle refund requests, and manage angry customer emails. It is mostly copy-paste work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine sarcasm in a customer's typed complaint.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting answers that you ignore for now.
Month 4
The system writes your replies and you just click send.
Month 8
Customers fix their own issues so you lose half the work.
Month 12
Angry customers now yell at a very patient digital voice.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server turns off your login and archives your signature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 hours
Average response time
0.4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
14,000
Apologies issued annually
Your severance
One free year of premium support software subscription.
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