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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsHerding children requires less soul than you currently believe.
Professional cat-herder of the elementary school set.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The quiet alternative to playground chaos.
bzzt.youAI▸ KIDLOGIC V-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces homework completion with perfect stillness
You juggle snack schedules, homework supervision, and managing stressed parents during late afternoon pick-ups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a child is about to start crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors log arrivals and departures without your manual clipboard updates.
Month 7
Dispensing units handle caloric intake so you stop opening packages.
Month 16
Tablets track math worksheet completion and flag errors for review.
Year 2.2
Computer vision detects physical conflicts before you even turn around.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The center runs autonomously and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
Snack-time efficiency
Instant
Parental panic suppression
Absolute
Noise-level reduction
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a noise-canceling headphone brand.
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