Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace After School Teacher jobs? · Latest report #n2nn2y8i
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsManaging small, chaotic humans is a task better suited for algorithms.
Professional cat-herder for children who refuse to sit still.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Absolute order in the activity room.
split.youAI▸ KIDKEEP-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces perfect silence during quiet reading hour
You facilitate games, supervise homework, and manage snack time for tired students until parents arrive after work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a child who scraped their knee at recess.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Cameras track student arrivals and departures with perfect digital accuracy.
Month 8
Automated dispensers provide nutritionally balanced snacks without human distribution mess.
Month 22
Tablets guide students through their homework with infinite patience and skill.
Year 3.4
Sensors detect high-volume outbursts and trigger calming haptic room feedback.
Year 5 · D-Day
Parents pick up their children from the fully automated containment pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.01 seconds
Snack-spill reaction time
99.9 percent
Conflict mediation accuracy
Infinity
Attention span maintenance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-reduction app.
Discussion
