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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 17, 2106
In 79 years, 5 monthsThis system remains deeply suspicious of your metaphysical freelance ghost-wrangling activities.
Professional specter collector, expert in metaphysical logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency beyond the mortal coil.
toast.youAI▸ ETHERNET REAPER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 79 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
siphons spectral residue through quantum entanglement
You collect intangible essences from departing entities. This requires extreme cosmic empathy and non-Euclidean navigation skills.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can distinguish between a flickering spirit and a simple atmospheric anomaly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Deploying sensors to categorize spectral entities before the harvesting process begins.
Year 14
Implementing robotic extraction beams to replace hand-held scythe-based tether removal.
Year 33
Connecting the afterlife intake portal directly to Deprecation.org cloud servers.
Year 55
Replacing human escorts with programmed light-paths that guide entities to their final destination.
Year 79 · D-Day
Total system takeover as the organic harvester is declared obsolete by the cosmic server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
Infinite
Souls processed per aeon
Critical
Existential dread index
Immeasurable
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the void with snacks.
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