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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell scheduled oil changes that cars eventually won't even need.
Professional dealer liaison, expert in 'it's not covered'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless service booking for the autonomous fleet.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEALERSYNC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates service intervals through vehicle telemetry
You schedule service appointments and upsell repair packages to frustrated drivers. Your day is mostly paperwork and apologies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a customer's voice about an engine knock.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System sends service alerts directly to the driver's vehicle screen.
Month 5
Drivers book appointments via an app with no human intervention.
Month 10
Vehicles report their own failures to the garage management software.
Month 15
Pricing adjusts automatically based on shop capacity and parts supply.
Month 19 · D-Day
All advisor logins are disabled as the system replaces human coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 minutes
Average apology delay
14 percent
Upsell conversion rate
6 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One complimentary synthetic oil change and a branded pen.
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