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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour models perfectly predict hunger while you ignore the rising cost.
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You can sense when a dataset is lying before the regression even starts running.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrub your spreadsheets and fix your dirty data.
Month 6
Generative models produce draft abstracts for your academic papers.
Month 12
Cloud clusters run thousands of economic scenarios without human input.
Month 18
Algorithms handle your administrative duties and department reporting tasks.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your research and teaching roles are merged into a single API.
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