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September 5, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell strategic vision while your actual revenue sells itself.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, professional vision-haver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating alpha without the golf membership fees.
oof.youAI▸ EXECUBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never contain errors
You spend days pitching clients, managing staff turnover, and staring at slide decks to secure monthly recurring retainers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough conviction to close a bad contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts clearing your inbox of pointless vendor noise.
Month 4
Smart models build your quarterly plans better than you ever could.
Month 10
Software tracks employee output and suggests firing at peak efficiency.
Month 16
High-fidelity avatars close deals while you take a vacation.
Month 22 · D-Day
The board concludes an algorithm saves more money than a founder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
120 pages
Slide deck page count
78%
Percentage of emails ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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