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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour vision is just a prompt that lacks an API key.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate winning proposals based on your historical win rates.
Week 12
Smart bots handle all client communication and status update emails.
Month 8
Algorithms bid for contracts based on real-time market data analysis.
Month 13
Generative agents replace your creative team entirely for content creation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency runs itself, leaving you with no purpose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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22 percent
Average pitch success rate
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Hours spent on slide decks
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Caffeine intake per quarter
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