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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsClients will prefer the cold, calculated efficiency of an algorithm anyway.
Creative visionary who loves a good billable hour.
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You spend your days chasing new leads and managing creative output. We will automate the pitch and production.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with genuine, human-looking empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI takes over the endless cycle of chasing new business leads.
Month 8
Smart software interprets vague client requests into perfect creative direction.
Month 17
Design and copy generation tools remove the need for human editors.
Year 2.1
Real-time automated invoicing removes the need for manual hourly tracking.
Year 3 · D-Day
The client moves to a fully autonomous campaign management portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9%
Pitch conversion rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
0.01ms
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A lifetime subscription to our basic tier.
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