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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell hopes and dreams, but the algorithm sells them faster.
Professional ghoster and purveyor of empty job descriptions.
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splat.you▸ HEADHUNT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand resumes per second
You chase passive candidates and filter resumes. You spend all day negotiating salary and managing hiring expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a candidate is lying about their actual salary expectations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Scraping algorithms identify candidates faster than you can click connect.
Week 12
Personalized AI messages replace your templated cold email sequence.
Month 7
Intelligent bots manage calendars without you needing to send invites.
Month 10
Language models evaluate candidate fit better than human intuition.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the bot assumes your persona.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Candidate ghosting rate
Infinite
LinkedIn spam output
Your severance
A LinkedIn Premium subscription and a cold cup of coffee.
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