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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour intuition is just a slow, expensive version of a circuit board.
Still pretending your gut feeling beat the algorithm yesterday.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading without the ego or the lunch break.
oof.youAI▸ LIQUIDITYLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency orders before you blink
You execute client orders and manage liquidity in fast-moving markets. The machines are already faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is panicking about a bad position.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over routine small-lot execution from your desk.
Month 4
Algorithms begin predicting the market moves you usually guess manually.
Month 8
Clients shift to direct-to-market interfaces instead of calling your desk.
Month 13
AI systems automatically report and clear trades without your oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The trade desk is retired and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
2 nanoseconds
Average decision speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Non-existent
Emotional volatility
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our market data API.
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