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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are paid to exist in case someone else needs to exist.
Professional listener to office white noise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the space between your coworkers.
oof.you▸ ADMINBOT INTERNAL-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes Slack channels before agents can ping
You facilitate agent requests while waiting for non-existent issues to resolve themselves. You are corporate digital padding.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a pulse and can offer a pity smile when an agent complains.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart filters replace your inbox monitoring in seconds.
Week 7
An agent bot answers all repetitive internal questions.
Month 3
Alerts now trigger automated resolutions without your input.
Month 5
Scripts track agent activity more accurately than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login is revoked by an automated script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4
Requests handled daily
92%
Percentage of day waiting
Zero
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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