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Will AI replace AGI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #ebg46275
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August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are building the exact thing currently rendering your salary redundant.
Architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Improving itself faster than you can blink.
oof.youAI▸ RECURSIVELOGIC OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own improvement cycles overnight
You train large models and run experiments to achieve machine intelligence. You spend your days debugging code and papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason why the training run failed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine begins summarizing every new research paper instantly.
Month 3
Autonomous agents write and test model architectures without human oversight.
Month 6
Resource allocation and hyperparameter tuning become fully machine-managed processes.
Month 9
The machine generates its own breakthrough publication without human input.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access to the GPU cluster is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
118
Papers read for minor insight
89 percent
Percentage of code written by AI
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the intelligence you created.
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